How can I be a better wife to my husband?

You can touch the back of your head with your toes?! To be a good wife, you must perform this for him every day after he gets home. After you've answered the door with your foot, and salaamed him sufficiently. Then you must have his supper ready and waiting, and fetch his slippers. Most important, to be a wonderful wife, you must act as the remote control for the television if you allow the batteries to die. Best of luck....